tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(via thesilentparade)

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

(via theshadowmistress)

cupthong:

when did i use that tag

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via sorelatable)

okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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(via shedanceswithshoggoths)

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

(via im-such-a-princess)

ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.
Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar”



Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie

ravenlindberg:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

creaturefeatureandpigglets:

ask-curtisrx:

the-butt-prince-ike:

scienceisbeauty:

This is a classic `nude calendar´ when you extract everything which transparent to X-Rays, i.e. all the flesh, and therefore any remaining sensuality.

Via Tha Mary Sue: “This Exists: X-Ray Pin-up Calendar

Someone get me this

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YES

CURTIS NO

CURTIS YEHEHEHEHESSS

…For some reason my mind took that last word as a “yes” being messed up by an orgasm…

Thanks Scotie

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 


Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this.  gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 


Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

gothiccharmschool:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

hyperscraps:

missmonstermel:

winneganfake:

agender-unicorn:

skepticalwitch:

calypsos-island:

twohourartist:

isitsafe:

fandomsbecrazy:

oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

She obviously needs help.

Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

with goat or lamb blood,

and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

This is great way to to teach your child early on

about geometry and foreign languages.

Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

I love everything about this post

only on tumblr

I will always reblog this. 

fuckcas:

not-so-gentle reminder that misha has been on the show for going on six yearsnow and has absolutely every right to attend panels and be a major part of the supernatural convention campaigns and that you complaining and whining and crying about it will not change the fact that he is every bit a part of the show as jared and jensen are ʘ‿ʘ

(via im-such-a-princess)

alice-in-kazooland:

nolleee13:

This girl right her is not only my best friend but my sister, Alyssa Condon. She was last seen leaving the mall after work at 9:30 pm Monday. She drives a red 2009 Chevy impala. If anyone sees her or has any idea of her whereabouts please let us know. Alyssa if you see this please come home. I’m worried and miss you best friend. Love you @lgvb11 #missing #please #help #comehomealyssa

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST, this was one of my classmates :( Last seen at Aviation Mall in Queensbury, New York.

(via infandomland)

levi-ravioli-universe:

levi-ravioli-universe:

Cat surgery
Tigger is about 12 years old and is actually a very healthy cat and i’ve had him around most of my life but unfortunately he has gotten a flesh eating disease on his back leg so it needs to be amputated in order for him to live its also a very costly operation we’ve already got $500 down with pet insurance but we still need at least $250 i hate asking for money from people but tumblr suggested it and i love this cat plus i don’t wanna see him die when hes still full of life. The operation is actually tomorrow (they literally told us about this not long ago like thanks!) So I don’t know if we’ll be able to reach the goal but if you can’t donate help spread it around! Help me save my cat

Also we’ve already paid over $150 for bandages and medication for him

And the reason we can’t afford it that much is because I have marching band and thats over $300 and we’re already late on those payments I’m sorry i’m asking for this but I can’t have another cat die in my arms