wickedclothes:

Legend Of Zelda Heart Piece Necklace

We’re all weary from our various adventures. Thankfully, there is a way to revitalize and increase your health and energy. Pendant is hand cast and hung on a silver-toned chain. Sold on Etsy.

(via minnowkanno)

unclefather:

please don’t get your pets high. they trust you and they love you. and it is really bad for them and can make them sick or kill them. please be a responsible pet owner. and it is very upsetting to see a lethargic animal just because you thought it would be funny to blow smoke in their face. 

(via malibubarbiethepinkprincess)

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

electrikmoonlight:

green-globbin:

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.



I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

#/click #beep beep beep errRRRRR GRRNRRGRRNRRRSSGGHHGHGHHGHH#KSKSHHHSKSHSHSHSHSKHSHSHSHS #SHIT MY PARENTS ARE UP

my god yes

I can hear my mom now "Get off the internet I’m expecting a phone call"

u’ve got mail

Memories

iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin:

electrikmoonlight:

green-globbin:

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.

I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

  

my god yes

I can hear my mom now
"Get off the internet I’m expecting a phone call"

u’ve got mail

Memories

(via spookyscarypuppy)

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

(via gonna-kill-you-dead)

itsraviolibitch:

crystallizedfemaletitan:

itsraviolibitch:

Person: I don’t drink water

Me: what the fuck

Me: I don’t drink water

Person: what the fuck

what the fuck

(via levispookily)

floozys:

*watches annabelle trailer*

future child: “can i have a dolly, mommy?”

*gently places a loaf of bread on the floor*

me: “here you go sweetie”

future child: “that’s not a do-“

me: “here. you. go. sweetie.” 

(via masonvergersskingraft)

antiorose:

orderofmerlin:

obsessedwiththeroyals:

The reasons to love Prince Harry are endless

I fell in love with him when I was probably 10ish and reading a J14 magazine and there was a photo of him with a porcupine and I was like wow that is an adorable ginger prince just

that is an echidna my friend

(via spookyscarypuppy)

jonpertwee:

"Don’t celebrate Halloween, Christians!! It is based in a pagan holiday!"

Boy have I got some news for you concerning Christmas.

(via naturomantic)

kazooquietly:

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

No, but like, they’re seeing the weirdest part of you and they still love it I mean it’s really fucking cute when you think about it

Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

javariscrittenton:

ill probably survive any sort of end-of-world scenario not out of any desire to live .. just out of stubbornness and a generally bad attitude

(via nosdrinker)